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  • The words 'Your Honor' refers to the person that finished last in his class at Law School
  • About 20% of all cases are heard by a Judge. The rest is evenly split amongst the other three types of 'triers of Facts'
  • Trier of facts is a British term we inherited. Many case laws and documents refer to 'The Trier of Facts'
  • A good way to tell that you are not in front of a Judge is that the trial is not being recorded. No record of the proceeding is being made.
  • Where there is no record of the proceedings your only appeal is for a new trial in a higher court. A new trial MUST be granted where no record is made and you appeal.
  • To Appeal to an Appellate court there must be a record of the proceedings. The appellate court rules on the record of the proceedings after hearing arguments as to the proceedings.
  • A verdict handed down by a Magistrate, a Justice of the Peace or Commissionaire has the same force as one handed down by a Judge. UNLESS you are not happy with the ruling and appeal for a new trial.
  • In the event of an appeal for a new trial. The Judgment is suspended until you get your case heard by a real Judge  The real one

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What is a Magistrate


Magistrate, Justice of the Peace and Commissionaire


Many are confused when confronted with a magistrate, a Justice or Commissionaire rather then a Judge


Here are the rules of court concerning a magistrates and his kin in court. ( a rough definition of a magistrate is that he is appointed by judges to try cases for them, generally in misdemeanor cases).  A magistrate sometimes has a law degree, A commissionaire may have a Law Degree and a Justice seldom has an education past the fourth grade.


  • They are not Judges, but you treat them like one
  • If you don't want to be tried by a magistrate or his kin, you can say so and a new trial date will be set with a Judge presiding.
  • If you are convicted and appeal, you are almost 100% assured that a new new trial in a higher court, with a real Judge.
  • Magistrates in general are ignorant and arrogant with little or no legal experience.
  • When I am confronted with a magistrate I often challenge rulings I don't like with words like "Judges and the high courts have ruled ( and then explain as outlined in my tipmra notes)". This usually puts them back into place.
  • Magistrates and his kin are always more difficult to deal with then a Judge. This is due to the "tiny weenie complex" that is where someone who is born with an abnormally small penis spends the rest of his life trying to prove that he is a big prick.


They will pretend to be like a Judge. In some cases wear robes and the court clerk will call them "Your Honor". You can always ask. " Your Honor, are you a Magistrate, or a Justice of the Peace or a Commissionaire". Or you can look for the beady eyes and see if he resembles others in the court room, that is generally a giveaway


Below is the law allowing the creation of Magistrate Courts


U.S.C.S. TITLE 18 > PART II > CHAPTER 219 > Sec. 3401

Sec. 3401. - Misdemeanors; application of probation laws

(a) When specially designated to exercise such jurisdiction by the district court or courts he serves, any United States magistrate judge shall have jurisdiction to try persons accused of, and sentence persons convicted of, misdemeanors committed within that judicial district.

(b) Any person charged with a misdemeanor, other than a petty offense may elect, however, to be tried before a district judge for the district in which the offense was committed. The magistrate judge shall carefully explain to the defendant that he has a right to trial, judgment, and sentencing by a district judge and that he may have a right to trial by jury before a district judge or magistrate judge. The magistrate judge may not proceed to try the case unless the defendant, after such explanation, expressly consents to be tried before the magistrate judge and expressly and specifically waives trial, judgment, and sentencing by a district judge. Any such consent and waiver shall be made in writing or orally on the record.

(c) A magistrate judge who exercises trial jurisdiction under this section, and before whom a person is convicted or pleads either guilty or nolo contendere, may, with the approval of a judge of the district court, direct the probation service of the court to conduct a persistence investigation on that person and render a report to the magistrate judge prior to the imposition of sentence.

(d) The probation laws shall be applicable to persons tried by a magistrate judge under this section, and such officer shall have power to grant probation and to revoke, modify, or reinstate the probation of any person granted probation by a magistrate judge.

(e) Proceedings before United States magistrate judges under this section shall be taken down by a court reporter or recorded by suitable sound recording equipment. For purposes of appeal a copy of the record of such proceedings shall be made available at the expense of the United States to a person who makes affidavit that he is unable to pay or give security therefore, and the expense of such copy shall be paid by the Director of the Administrative Office of the United States Courts.

(f) The district court may order that proceedings in any misdemeanor case be conducted before a district judge rather than a United States magistrate judge upon the court's own motion or, for good cause shown, upon petition by the attorney for the Government. Such petition should note the novelty, importance, or complexity of the case, or other pertinent factors, and be filed in accordance with regulations promulgated by the Attorney General.

(g) The magistrate judge may, in a petty offense case involving a juvenile, exercise all powers granted to the district court under chapter 403 of this title. The magistrate judge may, in the case of any misdemeanor, other than a petty offense, involving a juvenile in which consent to trial before a magistrate judge has been filed under subsection (b), exercise all powers granted to the district court under chapter 403 of this title. For purposes of this subsection, proceedings under chapter 403 of this title may be instituted against a juvenile by a violation notice or complaint, except that no such case may proceed unless the certification referred to in section 5032 of this title has been filed in open court at the arraignment.

(h) The magistrate judge shall have power to modify, revoke, or terminate supervised release of any person sentenced to a term of supervised release by a magistrate judge.

(i) A district judge may designate a magistrate judge to conduct hearings to modify, revoke, or terminate supervised release, including evidentiary hearings, and to submit to the judge proposed findings of fact and recommendations for such modification, revocation, or termination by the judge, including, in the case of revocation, a recommended disposition under section 3583(e) of this title. The magistrate judge shall file his or her proposed findings and recommendations






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